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thorne update! [27 Jul 2006|12:37pm]


together forever.


"So, yes... i got the job (production assistant at the newly-built Olive Garden, if anyone didn't see this before), and i started on Thursday morning."


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[07 Jul 2005|09:23pm]
[ mood | naughty ]

bitches loooooooooooove me! always will. ain't got no problems with that.
shit, take what you can get. am i right!?!? know how to treat me good, mm mmm! damn.

holla back!

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[14 Mar 2004|02:38am]
"well of course i went down on her! hahah."

dumb sluts.
we'll let anyone go down on us!

NUDES??
IM HORNY.
COME GET ME!
KISS ME!
I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU!

"OK!"
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[26 Jan 2004|01:39pm]
[ mood | horny ]

HEY CHECK THIS OUT SLUTS!!
IM A SLUT!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT????
I LIKE TO DO IT!
DONT HIT THIS SHIT, YOU WILL PROBABLY ITCH FOR DAYS AFTERWARDS.
HEY WHO WANTS TO DO IT WITH ME????
HUH?? YOU ??? COME ON
NUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
SEND NUDES GUYS.
COMEON IM HORNY.

REPLY WITH A SLUTTY PICTURE AND I'LL LET YOU GO DOWN ON ME!!!

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[03 Jan 2004|02:29pm]
watch out sluts.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/antioch_arrow/11334.html
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[28 Nov 2003|09:09pm]
[ mood | dirty ]

alittle advice for you girls:

DeadDaysDiseuse: if youre with a guy thats taking too long all you have to do it fucking suck harder and be more aggressive





DeadDaysDiseuse: like my ex, when i woul come, she woul like let go of my dikand jump away
DeadDaysDiseuse: and it sucked
DeadDaysDiseuse: you have to keep jerking til its all out or its a dissapointment

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[15 Oct 2003|05:00pm]
[ mood | horny ]

SLUT SLUT slut slut slut slut SLUTTTTTTTYYYY whores. getting busy. DOIN IT.
Boooooooooooooonnnnnneeeerssss! zzzzzz.... sslut.

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[18 Sep 2003|01:52am]
sluttywhores's LiveJournal Secret Crush Stats
The below statistics indicate what sorta crushes sluttywhores has on her LJ friends!
Public Crush

100.0%
Secret Crush

0.0%
No Crush

0.0%
Ex-Crush

0.0%
What are your LiveJournal Secret Crush Stats?
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[15 Sep 2003|01:37am]
shut up u dont even no me !

if i were a guy
i wouldn't tap this shit.


fucking fags&sluts
4-20
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[28 Aug 2003|04:36am]
a. you aren't artsy, stop posting apparent artsy photos
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[25 Aug 2003|07:50pm]
who wants some lesbians over 30?



that's our lovely thorne.
her and her lover have the same hair color


they met online feb 98.
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[20 Aug 2003|08:34pm]
My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living With sluttywhores's chauffeur (NBC, 7:00): sluttywhores (Jerry Orbach) likes socks, but hot_pants_crew (John Stamos) thinks they're disgusting. The next day, slutbag (Jon Voight) gets mad at slut_face (Kim Cattrall) and decides to join the Peace Corps. Later, smutprincess (Rick Moranis) breaks vipersforarms (Molly Ringwald)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. In the next town over, shut_up_slut (Roger Moore) auditions for a movie starring opposite ieatshutup (Malcolm Gets). The week after, dead_to_you (Lena Horne) and killfridaynight (Tim Allen) perform slapstick at the doctor's office. Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)



i wish more sluts had been in my sitcom.
but what can you do.
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[19 Aug 2003|07:07pm]
i wish you weren't so fat ugly

 btw- every one of you has let me down
 i do not see a friends list filled with pictures of sluts as i so hoped to find.
       
instead, i see even more pictures of your ugly faces
   doing things like making weird mouth expressions, 
   or better yet, hiding the mouth all together with your hand.
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[10 Aug 2003|02:51am]
i wish i had more black friends.

fat people are assholes.
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[08 Aug 2003|07:33pm]
i want my friends list to be only pictures of slutty girls half naked and being very slutty like.

make it happen people.
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[08 Aug 2003|05:59pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]

dear livejournal faggots:

01. please do not post pictures of yourself if you are ugly
02. please do not post pictures of yourself if you look like the opposite gender
07. please do not post pictures of yourself if you think you are hot/cute.
odds are you look just like every other girl.
12. please do not reply to an entry to simply say "ur so cute!"
04. please do not fill out dumb surveys with questions like "age" and "fav color"
05. please do not fill out a second survey with mostly the same questions as first survey
08. please stop posting so much in one day. no one cares what you did 30 min ago.
09. please do not simply list the names of people you hung out with.
10. please do not tell stories where you had to be there to think it was funny
13. UPDATE: do not use <3 or any form of a smiley.

11. please do not be a faggot

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[01 Aug 2003|11:17pm]
[ mood | bloated ]



oh girl. dont stop.


ps- fixed link on previous post about GAYZ

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[29 Jul 2003|09:37pm]
[ mood | gay ]

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[26 Jul 2003|03:19pm]
[ mood | jealous ]


Slut Bingo With the Denver Cycle Sluts

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

8 p.m. Broadways, 1027 Broadway

Bingo will never be the same again now that the girls of glitter have a hold of it! Come down and you can win fabulous prizes! We'll have special Coors drinks specials since they are our sponsor! We'll be hosting Bingo every 3rd Wednesday of the month at Broadways. Each Bingo session will benefit our charity of the month. Our charit in August is Colorado Outspoken.

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if you got what it takes, you can be a slut too [15 Jul 2003|02:35am]

My pickup line is:
Can I pick your butt?
what's your pickup line?
| mewing.net. hey, baby.


yeah.......yeah they know me well.
i've got quite a few one night stands from that shit.
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